22. Craft-crazy. Weaveaholic. Fashion Lover. Weight Loser.

 

5th grade

10knotes:

 

friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD

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Relatively athletic woman in her 60's doing tricep pushdowns next to me strikes up a conversation...

Woman: You're very strong. Much stronger than you look.

Me: Thank you... wait, is that a good thing?

Woman: Definitely. You don't want to look too tough.

Me (trying to be polite but assuming she thinks muscle on women is unattractive): I don't know... I'd like to look like I could hold my own.

Woman: No no, dear. You want the element of surprise.

monster-goo:

I think that of all the things on tumblr that I’ve reblogged, this is by far the most accurate statement about me. 

monster-goo:

I think that of all the things on tumblr that I’ve reblogged, this is by far the most accurate statement about me. 

I am not amused. (Taken with instagram)

I am not amused. (Taken with instagram)